1 00:01:18,220 --> 00:01:20,580 How often does that happen? I've lost count. 2 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:22,460 Where's the Hoover? 3 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,980 Wherever you left it last. 4 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,500 Oh, I hate to vacuum the dryer. 5 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,640 Good evening. 6 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,000 Hi. Are you open? Yes, we are. 7 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:36,500 We'd like a room. 8 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,160 Wait, we? 9 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:45,200 I'm Cecil Breach, and this is my wife, Evelyn. 10 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:53,700 I'm, uh, I'm Dick Loudon, and this is my wife, Joanna. 11 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:56,060 Pleased to meet you. 12 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:57,560 How much are your doubles? 13 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,240 Our doubles are 45. 14 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:03,300 That'll be fine. 15 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,240 Would you like to sign here? 16 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:08,519 Oh, sure. 17 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,800 Looks like a lovely inn. We love old inns. 18 00:02:12,540 --> 00:02:15,180 Honey, which room should we give Mr. and Mrs. Breach? 19 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,820 Uh, I was thinking of room six at the... 20 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,640 Far, far end of the hall. 21 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,240 Perfect. 22 00:02:22,980 --> 00:02:27,320 Stephanie, you want to show the breeches to their room? 23 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,040 Me? 24 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:31,060 Yes. 25 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:32,880 Okay. 26 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,440 Enjoy your stay. 27 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:35,540 Oh, thank you. We will. 28 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,160 I agree. 29 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:41,020 Excuse me? 30 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:42,160 Oh, nothing. 31 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,440 Evelyn was just saying she likes your outfit. 32 00:02:52,490 --> 00:02:55,050 Dick, that man's crazy. Do you think we're doing the right thing letting him 33 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:55,869 stay here? 34 00:02:55,870 --> 00:02:59,210 Well, honey, he seemed harmless. Besides, if I closed my door to every 35 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:03,030 person who came in, you'd never see him. 36 00:03:04,210 --> 00:03:07,130 Well, you might as well take back your gift because the marriage is over. 37 00:03:07,390 --> 00:03:09,790 Great. It was a blender, wasn't it? 38 00:03:11,530 --> 00:03:12,550 Kirk, what's the matter? 39 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,690 Cindy and I just had our first fight. 40 00:03:14,910 --> 00:03:15,950 Oh, no. What happened? 41 00:03:17,790 --> 00:03:20,410 I took her out to dinner tonight. A nice thing to do, right? 42 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,540 I mean, we're not dating anymore, so it's not like I had to do it. 43 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:27,440 Anyway, we get to the restaurant, and there's this parking space right in 44 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:30,200 Only there's this other guy trying to back into it. 45 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:34,520 So I sped up and beat him to it. You stole someone's parking space? 46 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:38,560 Maybe I'm not making myself clear. The space was right in front of the 47 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,400 restaurant. I don't care. It was wrong. 48 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,340 That's what Cindy said. Well, what did you say? 49 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,320 I said, if you want me to back out of this space, fine. 50 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,760 Then I put the car in reverse and backed all the way home. 51 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:53,420 You're crazy, you know that? 52 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:57,380 I'm crazy because I love my wife and I want her to have the best parking space? 53 00:03:58,940 --> 00:04:01,240 I can't believe this night. It started out so great. 54 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:02,900 Now I've lost Cindy. 55 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,160 You haven't lost Cindy. 56 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:07,180 I don't know, Dick. We said some things to each other I don't think we can ever 57 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:07,839 take back. 58 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,920 Look, Kirk, why don't you just go home and tell Cindy you're sorry? 59 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:14,240 She's not there. She went to spend the night with her friend, Idiot Debbie. 60 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:18,540 Well, why don't you go to Idiot Debbie's and apologize? 61 00:04:19,870 --> 00:04:23,150 This is between Cindy and me. I don't want other people involved in our 62 00:04:23,150 --> 00:04:24,150 problems. 63 00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:27,890 Besides, she took the car. 64 00:04:28,990 --> 00:04:32,670 Look, why don't you just go home and get a good night's sleep, and I'm sure that 65 00:04:32,670 --> 00:04:34,030 things will look better in the morning. Yeah. 66 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:36,050 Maybe you're right. 67 00:04:36,670 --> 00:04:41,470 Well, anyway, no matter what, I hope this teaches me to control my temper. 68 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:43,209 Oh, hi, Kirk. 69 00:04:43,210 --> 00:04:44,790 There's some people over at your cafe. 70 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,820 He's mad that he can't control his temper. 71 00:04:57,100 --> 00:05:01,340 How was the lodge meeting, George? Great. You know how much I always enjoy 72 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:02,340 with the Beavers. 73 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:03,480 We know you do. 74 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:07,560 And tonight, for the first time in a couple of years, the Beaver Lodge voted 75 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,580 have a membership drive. 76 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,340 We're having a special meeting tomorrow night. 77 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:14,260 Good. How would you like to join? 78 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:16,900 Me? Yeah. 79 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:21,000 I've always wanted to bring someone in, but I never felt I had anyone to ask 80 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 until now. 81 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:26,740 You want me to be a beaver? I think you'll really enjoy it, Dick. They're a 82 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:30,660 great bunch of guys. You know, they've been a big part of my life. 83 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:34,960 Yeah, I know, George, but see, I'm not much of a joiner. 84 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:38,140 Oh, gee, 85 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:40,220 I thought you'd be kind of excited. 86 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:45,740 Oh, I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong. I'm flattered, but I just don't think it's, 87 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:46,740 you know, it's me. 88 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:57,190 I understand. I guess I'll go to bed now. Good night. 89 00:05:57,430 --> 00:05:58,790 Good night. Good night, George. 90 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,350 How could you do that? 91 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:05,469 Do what? 92 00:06:05,470 --> 00:06:06,470 Turn him down. 93 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:10,570 Honey, I hate things like that. I know, but that lodge is one of the biggest 94 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,650 things in George's life. You heard what he said. 95 00:06:13,110 --> 00:06:14,910 He's never had a friend to bring before. 96 00:06:15,730 --> 00:06:17,070 He's proud of you, Dick. 97 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:21,660 Honey, I've never told you this before, but there's a reason I don't like clubs. 98 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:25,020 I think the only reason they exist is to keep other people out. What are you 99 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,020 talking about? 100 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:27,280 I think they're elitist. 101 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,440 You think the Beavers are elitist? 102 00:06:30,820 --> 00:06:34,320 Honey, when I was in college, there was this one fraternity I wanted to join, 103 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,340 and I really knocked myself out trying to get into it. 104 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:37,680 Except I didn't get in. 105 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:41,220 I found out the reason I didn't get in was because my dad didn't earn enough 106 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:43,060 money and I didn't have a nice enough car. 107 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:45,680 I'll never forget the teasing I took. 108 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,120 Oh, hey, there goes the fraternity reject. 109 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,720 It goes for kids, and kids can be cruel. 110 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:53,440 What kids? That was my father. 111 00:06:57,380 --> 00:07:01,640 I swore to myself that I will never go through that humiliation again. 112 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:05,640 Honey, I understand what you're saying, but this isn't a snobbish fraternity. 113 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:09,260 This is a small -town lodge with guys like George. 114 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:10,459 Yeah, I know. 115 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:12,320 And it would sure make him feel good. 116 00:07:12,940 --> 00:07:14,380 You don't think I'll have to wear... 117 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,940 Anything like a beaver hat to you? 118 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,300 I don't think so. I've never seen George wear one. 119 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:26,600 Okay. I'll go tell George I changed my mind. Oh, that's my little beaver. 120 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,620 Here's another great thing about the lodge. 121 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:48,500 Every member gets his own beer mug with his name on it and a picture of a beaver 122 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:49,500 on the other side. 123 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,660 By the way, did I ever tell you how the beavers got their name? 124 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:57,960 I don't think you did, George. Well, as the story goes, around the turn of the 125 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:02,440 century, a couple of the guys in town wanted to start a lodge, and one guy 126 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,980 why don't we call it the beavers, and the other guy said, great. 127 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:18,960 Now, over here we have the founding members. 128 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:23,700 All of them are in the Hall of Fame now. 129 00:08:24,260 --> 00:08:27,900 Who votes on the Hall of Fame? The founding members. 130 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:32,520 And over here we have our trophy case. 131 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:42,559 And over here is where we have refreshments after the meeting. Look 132 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,039 Hi, guys. 133 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:52,940 I'd like to have you meet Dick Loudon. Dick, this is Tommy Hayes. Hi. Benny 134 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:55,160 Wiggins. Hi. And Cliff Pulsifer. 135 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:56,500 Hi. 136 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,880 We were just talking about beaver days. 137 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,260 That's something you'll love. 138 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:07,380 What are beaver days? Three days of nonstop fun. We have food, beer, games. 139 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,260 Hey, maybe Joanna would like to be a beaverette. 140 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:13,860 Well, she certainly has that coming to her. 141 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:20,950 Men, can we take our seats, please? 142 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:23,130 That's Bill Rivers, our club president. 143 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:25,970 We'll see you guys. We can meet the rest of the Beavers later. 144 00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:29,390 All the meeting to order? 145 00:09:30,890 --> 00:09:35,170 I'd like to welcome all of you here this evening to our special membership 146 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:39,150 night. It's nice to see a few new faces out there. 147 00:09:39,990 --> 00:09:44,570 Now, before we begin, I'm going to ask Tommy here to read the minutes of last 148 00:09:44,570 --> 00:09:45,570 night's meeting. 149 00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:46,930 Tommy? 150 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:52,160 Last night's meeting was called to order at 7 .05 p .m. by President Rivers. 151 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,940 We decided to hold a special membership meeting tonight. 152 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,720 Then we all had beer. 153 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:59,300 The meeting adjourned at 1 a .m. 154 00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:05,220 You must have left early. 155 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,760 I must have. 156 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,340 Thank you, Tommy. 157 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,700 And now for new business. 158 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:15,860 Now, tonight is the first night in almost two years that we beavers have 159 00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:17,800 able to open our club to new members. 160 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:22,500 As you know, these vacancies have been created due to the untimely deaths of 161 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:27,620 Johnson brothers, who just recently lost their lives in the tragic and as yet 162 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:30,700 unexplained stampede at their dairy farm. 163 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:36,760 This meeting is dedicated to their memory. 164 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,780 Now, I know a couple of you have... 165 00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:44,610 candidates for membership that you'd like to introduce. Who'd like to begin? 166 00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:48,050 Go ahead, Cliff. 167 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:52,290 I'd like to introduce my brother -in -law, Harley Esten. 168 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:54,570 He and my wife's sister just moved up here. 169 00:10:55,010 --> 00:10:58,210 They're living with us while Harley looks for work. Harley? 170 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:06,590 I'm Harley Esten, Cliff's brother -in -law. 171 00:11:08,810 --> 00:11:12,590 My wife and I have just moved up here while I look for work. 172 00:11:14,450 --> 00:11:16,570 And I'd like to be a beaver. 173 00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:19,550 Well, thank you, Harley. 174 00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:21,270 Thank you, Cliff. 175 00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:27,030 Now, anybody have any trouble with Harley here becoming a member of the 176 00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:30,150 Welcome, Harley. 177 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:38,030 Now, who else has someone they'd like to... George? 178 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,800 I've brought someone I think would make a super beaver. 179 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:49,300 He's my boss and my friend, and I'm proud to introduce him to all of you, 180 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:50,300 Loudon. 181 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:57,480 Well, as George said, I'm Dick Loudon, and as most of you know, my wife and I 182 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,040 own the Stratford Inn. 183 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:01,740 I'm also a writer. 184 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:06,500 I worked briefly in advertising before I started writing full -time. 185 00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:13,890 And I, like Harley, would like to become a beaver. 186 00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:20,830 All right. Anybody have a problem with Dick Loudon becoming a beaver? 187 00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:44,150 any, can I? 188 00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:49,350 Well, then I guess I'm calling to see how everybody is. 189 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:52,990 Did you go to the club dance last weekend? 190 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:55,850 Oh, I was there. 191 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,290 Really? How did she look? 192 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:03,070 I'm not surprised. She always ate like a lumberjack. 193 00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:07,550 Oh, hold on a minute. Someone just came in. 194 00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:08,950 Hi. Hi. 195 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,410 I was just talking to my mother. 196 00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:12,650 Don't let me bother you. 197 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:14,150 Okay. 198 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:18,310 Mother, I'll have to call you back. 199 00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:21,570 Excuse me. 200 00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:23,690 Has either of you seen my wife? 201 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:30,230 I think we can honestly say we haven't. 202 00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:33,270 Is Mrs. Breach missing? 203 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,490 Oh, it's nothing to be alarmed about. 204 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:37,470 Evelyn's always disappearing. 205 00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:41,150 I was just a little concerned because it's after dark. 206 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,690 Right. 207 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,240 she'll turn up sooner or later. 208 00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:49,840 Well, as I said, it's nothing to be concerned about, but if you do see her, 209 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:50,840 you give me a yell? 210 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:53,180 Believe me, if we see her, we'll yell. 211 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,060 Oh, there you are. Where have you been? 212 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,139 You're kidding. 213 00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:01,120 I looked in there and I didn't even see you. 214 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,480 I must be losing my mind. 215 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:14,150 If you two aren't busy, I was wondering if I could talk to you for a second. 216 00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:15,610 Sure, what about? 217 00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:19,570 Well, I suppose you know that Kirk and I had a fight last night. Yeah. 218 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,110 There was a fight and you didn't tell me. 219 00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:26,570 Well, the reason I came over is because you've both been married and I figured 220 00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:27,570 you've got experience. 221 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:30,150 I mean, you've probably seen this kind of thing before. 222 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:35,730 What do you do when the person you love has things about him that you hate? 223 00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:43,000 Well, for one thing, you... talk to them and you tell them you love them and you 224 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,120 try to help them to change. 225 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,800 And if they don't, Reno. 226 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Hi. 227 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:56,900 Hi. 228 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,800 I saw you pull up. I knew you were over here. 229 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,560 Well, I was talking to Stephanie and Joanna. 230 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,840 Yeah? I'm not mad at you. 231 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,080 I didn't do anything. 232 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,220 Great. I brought you a present. 233 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:22,820 Oh, Kirk. 234 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:29,640 Thank you. 235 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,960 Forgive me? 236 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,240 Of course I forgive you. 237 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,300 I just wish you wouldn't get so angry about things. 238 00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,000 I promise I won't do it again. 239 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,720 Don't make promises you can't keep. 240 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,420 I promise I won't do that either. 241 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,640 I'm sorry, too. 242 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:49,900 And I promise the next time we fight, I won't run away. 243 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,220 You know what's great about this? 244 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:57,220 We both made a mistake last night, but we got past it. 245 00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:00,720 We're both becoming mature, responsible adults. 246 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,900 Does this mean we're snuggle bunnies again? 247 00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:14,130 when people kiss in makeup. 248 00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:16,870 Oh, my God. 249 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,150 You just reminded me. 250 00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:19,550 I think I'm out of makeup. 251 00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:25,970 Hi. What are you doing home so soon? 252 00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:27,490 The meeting's over. Already? 253 00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:30,270 Dick, guess what? Cindy and I are back together again. 254 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:31,630 Yahoo. 255 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:36,210 Dick, what happened? 256 00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:40,290 Nothing, except they didn't want me. What? Who didn't want you? George's 257 00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:42,870 You couldn't get in the beavers? 258 00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:47,270 You know, I think this would be a good time. Nobody is turned down by the 259 00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:51,070 beavers. No one wants to even be in the beavers. Good night, everybody. 260 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,970 They asked me to be in the beavers? I turned them down. I can't believe you're 261 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:55,970 not in the beavers. 262 00:16:58,890 --> 00:17:01,910 Well, I can't believe it either. Honey, I don't want to talk about it. 263 00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:04,930 Well, I parked the truck. 264 00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:07,890 Did Dick tell you he didn't get in the beavers? 265 00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:12,839 George, we're not going to talk about it. I can't help it. I think it's lousy, 266 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:17,220 Dick. I mean, letting Harley Esten in and turning you down. 267 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,440 Who's Harley Esten? 268 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,280 Somebody's out -of -work brother -in -law. 269 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:24,460 That's what I meant about clubs. They're elitist. Somebody always gets hurt, and 270 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,460 it's always me. 271 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,920 Dick, we're not elitist. We don't have any standards at all. 272 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:36,820 Well, then how come I'm not in? I don't know. We let Benny Wiggins in, and he's 273 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:37,820 done time. 274 00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:39,990 be an explanation. 275 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:42,810 Ferdy Blodgett is a member and he doesn't even bathe. 276 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:48,910 George, one night they all got drunk and they even made Bill Rivers' collie a 277 00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:49,910 member. 278 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,870 Dick, do you know why they rejected you? 279 00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:57,150 I guess I'm not Bieber material. I guess they only like crooks and collies. 280 00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:58,670 Who cares? 281 00:17:58,790 --> 00:17:59,789 You care. 282 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:02,970 You're a thinking, feeling human being and people don't like you. 283 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,850 Of course I want to know why. What am I supposed to do, go down there and ask 284 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:15,250 them? Yes, you could go down there and demand an explanation. 285 00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:19,130 You know, I have half a mind to do that. And I've got the other half. Let's go. 286 00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:35,210 You want me to get their attention, Dick? 287 00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:38,470 No, let's just wait till they notice. 288 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,490 You think we've given them enough time? 289 00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:51,090 Guys? 290 00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:55,290 Beavers? 291 00:18:57,910 --> 00:18:59,110 There's no more beer! 292 00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:03,430 I was only kidding. 293 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,250 What's going on? 294 00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:08,470 Look, I know I'm not supposed to be here, but I... 295 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,800 I came back because I think you owe me an explanation. 296 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,780 Me too, and we're not leaving till you give us one. 297 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:17,560 What kind of an explanation do you want? 298 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:18,920 Why I'm not in the lodge. 299 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:21,240 Because everybody voted against you. 300 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,500 I know that, but why? 301 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:28,780 Well, Dick, if we told you that, we'd be breaking a bylaw that stood for over 75 302 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:29,780 years. 303 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,060 But since I've had a few beers, what the heck? 304 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:36,960 The reason you're not in the club is we didn't think you'd fit in. 305 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:44,100 What do you mean? Dick, the Beaver Lodge was established as a fraternal 306 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:48,860 organization for the enjoyment and enrichment of the ordinary slob on the 307 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:49,920 street. What? Why? 308 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:51,200 Dick's one of those. 309 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:56,000 No, no, he's not, George. No offense, Dick. 310 00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,260 Oh, none taken. 311 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,140 Dick, you're a rich guy. 312 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,860 No, I'm not. 313 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,020 Compared to us, you are. 314 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:09,050 I mean, you own the Stratford Inn, you're a writer, sounds like you might 315 00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:10,050 have gone to college. 316 00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:15,190 Just doesn't seem that you're the plain, ordinary kind of a guy that the Beavers 317 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:16,149 are all about. 318 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:20,990 Wait a minute. You mean I was rejected because I'm too good for you? 319 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:25,530 Well, wait a minute. I've known Dick Loudon since he came to town, and he's 320 00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:26,590 too good for anybody. 321 00:20:29,570 --> 00:20:33,170 Thanks, George. In fact, he's one of the commonest guys I know. 322 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:38,780 George, you don't have to do this. Yes, I do. My friend Dick Loudon is as 323 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,080 ordinary as dirt. 324 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:44,420 Why, he wouldn't know uptown if you drove him there. 325 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:49,580 If the Beavers really stand for the ordinary slob on the street, then I'd 326 00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:51,760 to have somebody tell me what's wrong with this one. 327 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:57,060 Well, gee, maybe we misjudged you, Dick. 328 00:20:57,260 --> 00:21:01,140 Look, I didn't come over here to have you feel sorry for me. 329 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,560 Maybe not. 330 00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:03,729 But we do. 331 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,550 Right, right, right. 332 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:10,490 Now, as president, I'm going to call a special mercy vote for Dick Loudon. 333 00:21:12,110 --> 00:21:15,530 Now, everybody that wants him in the club, raise your hand. 334 00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:16,770 Hey! 335 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,110 Congratulations, Dick. 336 00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:21,590 Somebody get him a mug of beer. 337 00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:24,190 Get him one of the Dead Johnson Brothers mugs. 338 00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:29,850 George, you ready to begin the initiation? 339 00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:31,009 You bet. 340 00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:32,010 What, what? 341 00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:34,290 What initiation? Don't move, Dick. 342 00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:40,030 You're not going to make me wear a hat, are you? No. 343 00:21:40,890 --> 00:21:43,490 George, what are you doing? 344 00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:52,590 As a new member, Dick, you're required to wear that tail. 345 00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:55,250 For how long? 346 00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:57,030 For one full year. 347 00:21:59,910 --> 00:22:04,700 You mean I... I have to wear this tail to every meeting for a year? 348 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,460 No, you have to wear that tail every place you go for a year. 349 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,060 You'd be surprised how fast that year flies by. 350 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,260 Well, welcome, beaver brother. 351 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,080 Got any job openings that you're in? 352 00:22:31,340 --> 00:22:32,159 I didn't lose it. 353 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,880 I haven't seen it the whole time we've been here, Evelyn. 354 00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:39,420 Why don't you take the blame for once? Just once is all I'm asking. 355 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,600 It's not my fault. 356 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:44,760 Is that Mr. 357 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:45,980 Breach? Yeah. 358 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,100 What's he doing? 359 00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:49,080 Arguing with Evelyn. What about? 360 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,780 What difference does it make? 361 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,060 Sure, sure, sure. 362 00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:59,020 Good morning, Mr. Breach. Morning. 363 00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:00,740 You, uh... 364 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,460 Are you checking out? Yes, we are. 365 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,240 Excuse me. 366 00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:07,260 Aren't you going to pay your bill? 367 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:08,840 Evelyn will take care of it. 368 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,800 Evelyn takes care of everything. 369 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,620 Are you going to let him get away without paying? 370 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:18,480 Of course not. I don't care if he is crazy. I'm going after him.